Noem went on to explain that useless children should also suffer the same fate, and that all children should start learning to be useful by the time they are born. Of course, for Noem, childhood begins at conception, and she believes therefore that the first 9.5 months are for the child to learn useful skills while in the womb. “I know you woke baby-killers won’t understand, but here on the farm those 9.5 months are for learning the Gospels and completing gun safety training such that the child can be useful for the start of adolescence, which you wokesters call ‘birth.’ If a child can’t fire a weapon or pilot a tractor by age 2, they are useless and should indeed suffer the same fate as that incorrigible puppy in my amazing new book—on sale now!” Noem gave an awkward Nixonian double-handed victory symbol as she spoke, then a sign of the cross to muffled applause.
Noem went on to explain that useless children should also suffer the same fate, and that all children should start learning to be useful by the time they are born. Of course, for Noem, childhood begins at conception, and she believes therefore that the first 9.5 months are for the child to learn useful skills while in the womb. “I know you woke baby-killers won’t understand, but here on the farm those 9.5 months are for learning the Gospels and completing gun safety training such that the child can be useful for the start of adolescence, which you wokesters call ‘birth.’ If a child can’t fire a weapon or pilot a tractor by age 2, they are useless and should indeed suffer the same fate as that incorrigible puppy in my amazing new book—on sale now!” Noem gave an awkward Nixonian double-handed victory symbol as she spoke, then a sign of the cross to muffled applause.
You bet and free the dog first
I support the right to arm bears and large furry dogs that can pass for bears.