WokeBuster Troll King Very Pleased With Himself Over Boob Furore
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WokeBuster Troll King Very Pleased With Himself Over Boob Furore
One of the problems with being famous for saying idiotic shit for attention is that the attention wears off pretty quickly and you’re then stuck in an endless cycle of having to keep saying idiotic shit for attention for the rest of your working life to pay the bills.
That’s basically the Sisyphean fate of the diminutive ***AnTi-WoKe*** academic clown Richard Hanania, who started his troll career writing for Richard Spencer’s website about how gay he was for Fred Phelps, then hit the big time cashing in early in the “books about how woke is eating tradtional masculinity” genre pioneered by other rigid testosterone brick towers Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin.
But now that he’s hypnotised anti-woke Silicon Valley into thinking he’s a valuable academic with a pocketful of useful black crime statistics, so valuable that Substack was willing to go to war against its own users for him, he’s facing the reaslisation that phrenology just isn’t that interesting to most people and he’s going to have to keep coming up with dumb rage bait shit to say for the rest of his life to generate income for the boring stuff. Like a racist Buzzfeed.
He’s not even creative about it. Saying “I’m a better writer than William Shakespeare” is such a milquetoast brag. Yeah man that’s right you’re absolutely way better than Only Acclaimed Writer Whose Name I Can Immediately Bring To Mind. You’re also a better painter than uhhhh Hitler.
So now he won’t shut up about how much he wants to fuck Sydney Sweeney and how triggering this is for leftists because it is actually the Left that hates women and the Right that loves women (because they want to fuck them) and the Left doesn’t (because they are gay).
Becase he is regretfully a public figure his weird rants spawned a bunch of response pieces, most of them mocking the jarring juxtaposition of the man who won’t shut up about jacking off to an attractive actress when his face looks like a smashed crab.
You know this is about attention and tRiGgErRiNg and pwning the left and not any kind of serious intellectual point because he won’t shut up about how many Twitter views it got him and how many memes were made and he ran back to Substack to write one of his hack essays about how clever he is and how sick of winning he is.
And look I realise the irony here that the attention I’m currently giving to Hanania is just more of what he wants—that it is in fact impossible to criticise or mock him in any way that doesn’t feed him more energy and if he read this he would be making this face the entire time:
That’s exactly the problem, really. He knows that he’s currently living in a period of history where weak men are struggling to regain control of the ship and conventionally attractive men are recruiting the trust and loyalty of resentment-filled unfuckable goblins, a strategy that earns people like Hanania some short term rewards while the ubermenschen assemble their RETVRN plans, even though the Spartans threw men like him off cliffs and will do so again.
In an era of widening wealth inequality, corporate power that is eroding both democratic and economic freedoms, inflation, a decreasing standard of living, climate crisis, and rising global tensions, the fact that the defining question of our time is whether you’re woke or anti-woke is a massive indictment of American culture.
I may be reading too much into this stupid 'conspiracy' but wouldn't Sweeney at the GLAAD awards mean that the wokes won? The most beautiful boobilicious woman breasting boobily down a red carpet at a queer event means she publicly sides with the gays right? And gay people have always loved divas so I really don't get why this is news.